Not too bad

Hell's not so bad. Weather feels like the Caribbean, and I'm no expert, but it seems like a lot of partying it's going on. I thought that I'd find all my loved ones down here, you know, them being gargantuan assholes and all that, but it seems that they have gone somewhere else (heaven, home, a liquor store) and ditched me here, threading over the Great Lake of Fire, bored out of my skull. Guess they thought themselves too good for me.