Porn relativity

Roughly two thousand years ago,

a Gaul warrior stood over a

defeated Roman legionary with his axe

in one hand, his enemy's esophagus

in the other. Looking at the sky

he screamed and begged the gods

for more blood and freedom.

Today I watched a porn movie.

Rocco towered over a beautiful actress,

his cock stroking furiously in one hand,

the other spanked her ass raw.

When he looked into the camera

and mouthed a breathless “oh my God”,

it suddenly came to me.

Wars just aren't the same anymore.

But despite the works of time

men still ask their gods

for the same things.